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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:12
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Does meth make women super horny like it does men?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Trump must stop the AI bloodbath before it’s too late - The Hill
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Stock futures drop on rising geopolitical risk as Israel-Iran attacks continue: Live updates - CNBC
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
Then came..
Loons and Moons
No way
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids